Eyebrow Waxing Vows.

I, Annette, take you, Potential Beauty Therapist, to be my expert waxer, my vigilant tweezer, my faithful non-burning friend and my go-to girl for beautiful, pain free eyebrows from this day forward.

In the presence of the God of waxing, this treatment room and the products that surround us, I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful client, in monobrows and in perfectly tweezed arches, in good economic times and in bad, and in joy as well as in the sorrow of not getting my preferred treatment time.

I promise to come to you unconditionally, to support you in your goals to be the salon manager, to honor and respect your need to ask what I’m doing this weekend, to laugh with you when you tell me about that boring thing your boyfriend did and cry with you when he runs off with your distant relative, and to cherish you for as long as we both shall understand that hot wax applied more than one time to any facial area will almost certainly result in a burn.

You may now wax my brows.

*** For relevance, I had a burny, ouchy eyebrow waxing experience today. Sub-optimal, so I created this vow in the hopes that the waxing God’s smile upon me next time.


Be well,




  1. 🙁
    My brows, my poor brows. Please grow back, I won’t let that awful girl go anywhere near you again, I promise.

  2. Annette @ Wellness WA says:

    Take this with you next time but change it slightly to counteract overzealous waxing!

  3. Kelly says:

    I do not have this problem as I see eyebrow queen Kerry!

  4. Annette @ Wellness WA says:

    I know… I absolutely MUST get myself down to see her! My brows are now peeling slightly… NOT GREAT.

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